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  • The Nightingale

    The Nightingale

    “You don’t want trouble, but sometimes trouble wants you.”

    Made it half an hour into this before I had to bail. I don’t even want to say anything more about it. No rating.

  • Good Boys

    Good Boys


    "Is this how all 12-year-olds conduct business?"

    Funny enough, but this is definitely one of those cases where the trailers give away nearly all of the best jokes and comic beats. The only times I laughed out loud were in the scenes that didn't feature into any of them. For example, every moment with Stephen Merchant is a riot, and the button for his character almost literally comes out of nowhere. The parents are all great, too, especially Retta and…

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  • Gaslight


    What's that? You say there's a movie called Gaslight? Sorry, dear. Never heard of it. You must have imagined the whole thing.

  • Saving Christmas

    Saving Christmas

    This "film" has a running time of about 79 minutes. Here's how that breaks down:

    5.5% - Kirk Cameron's smug, hot chocolate-obsessed introduction
    3% - A seemingly unmotivated cutaway to what looks like a much more interesting movie but is, in fact, not (Bonus: We get to see this footage again in its entirety when it's placed in the proper context)
    2.5% - Cheaply animated opening credits set to a ska cover of "Silent Night"
    7.5% - Kirk's "brother-in-law" --…