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  • Under the Silver Lake

    Under the Silver Lake

    **DISCLAIMER: THIS REVIEW IS NOT SUGGESTING THAT I COUD WIRTE/DIRECT UNDER THE SILVER LAKE BETTER THAN DAVID ROBERT MITCHELL (sorry if that comes across, it was unintentional)**

    Je l'ai fini

    I honestly have no clue. I feel like calling this film unrate-able is giving it way more credit then its due. I..I... it is shit. But... Hang on though.. I don't even think Andrew Garfield's slacker would attempt to work out this paradox. 'Under the Silver Lake' is more stupid…

  • The Warriors

    The Warriors

    ★★★★½

    The Warriors is good. Real good. The best.

    There's no secret as to why a large poster of 'The Warriors' adorns my bedroom wall, or why the soundtrack album is one of my prized possessions in my vinyl collection. I think this is probably the coolest film ever made. In fact I dare say the word 'cool' does it a disservice. Its a badass, gritty, unadulterated, joyous experience; some may call it cheesy but to them I stick up two…

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  • Booksmart

    Booksmart

    ★★★★½

    After suffering through some really awful comedies of late, seeing 'Booksmart' today was frankly a joyful experience. It was great to see this wonderful film with my sister, who is the same age as Amy and Molly, and who has just like them graduated from her school a few days ago. We were both rolling in the aisles, laughing our heads off in a sadly empty cinema. I'm not the first person, nor will I hopefully be the last to…

  • National Lampoon's Vacation

    National Lampoon's Vacation

    This has easily been the worst double bill of movies I have ever done. The summer holidays have begun today, but with a film this bad part of me wishes they'd end sooner. I just detested this movie, so, so much. What makes me all the more angry is that this film has the status of a classic. People look back on it as an 80s classic, thats why I watched it. Holy mother of god this has dated horrendously.…

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  • Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    ★★

    I could feel my brain cells marching out of my brain in droves throughout all 130 minutes of this. So, so, so, so, so impossibly dumb. I've watched a lot of Godzilla films. I've seen All Monsters Attack. But without the horrendous dubbing the Toho movies have, the dialogue is laughably corny. And I say laughably, cos yeah it was pretty entertaining. I stuffed my face with popcorn, me and my mate laughed out loud at the baffling script, but…

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Tessa gets her fucking horse!!! 

    Of course I wept at Tony’s funeral, but I unexpectedly teared up early on when they go back to Star Lord dancing in the cave - it was a nostalgia hit from a movie that’s only five years old!

    This was one excellent adventure!
    And my 1000th film!!