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  • Man of Steel

    Man of Steel

    ★★★★

    Amazing visuals, score, and performances.

    Poor pacing.

    Too much of a good thing, at times.

    Complex ideas and themes. Awesome world-building.

    8.2

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    Movie of the year.

    9.6

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  • Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

    ★★★★★

    Oh my gosh, this was fantastic.

    I have mixed feelings on Tarantino. He's a masterful writer. He's crafted some of the most iconic characters and lines of dialogue ever put to any format. But he also tends to put his style above all else, and every one of his films is somewhat too long.

    But in OUTIH, he focuses much more on the iconic characters and dialogue than anything else, and it's wondrous. I agree that it's an acquired taste.…

  • Transformers

    Transformers

    ★½

    Fucking Michael Bay with his fucking movies about fucking transfuckers with the greasy fucking Shia Labouef fucker and his fucking porn star girlfriend Megan Fox bitch fucker with white fucking teeth which are always fucking showing holy fuck. Fuck Michael fucking bay with his fucking teal-fucking-orange. It's not a fucking aesthetic when it's fucking blotchy and makes every fucker look fucking greasy as fuck. Fuck your fucking shit shit jokes and fucking awful fuck jokes. You're not funny you fucking retard. Fuck you.