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  • Paranormal Activity

    Paranormal Activity

    this is literally the most boring movie

  • Carrie

    Carrie

    ★★★★½

    started angry crying because i was never asked out in high school lmao

  • Our Idiot Brother

    Our Idiot Brother

    ★★★

    zooey’s character in this?? i feel so seen

  • My Cousin Vinny

    My Cousin Vinny

    ★★★★

    marisa tomei 2020

  • Lolita

    Lolita

    ★★½

    i may be annoying but at least im not as annoying as lolita’s mom

  • The Crush

    The Crush

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    he should have gone to jail tho for telling her lots that he wishes she was older, kissing her and watching her undress!!!!!! that ain’t normal!!!!!!!!

  • It Chapter Two

    It Chapter Two

    ★★★★

    after dealing with intense ptsd, the emotional complexities of the IT franchise have always made me feel good. i feel very connected to this and cherish this film in particular.

  • The Banana Splits Movie

    The Banana Splits Movie

    ★½

    was expecting campy fun, but somehow incredibly boring?

  • Porky's

    Porky's

    ½

    anyone who enjoys this movie scares me

  • Secret Obsession

    Secret Obsession

    ½

    i paid more attention to my online shopping rather than this mess

  • Ready or Not

    Ready or Not

    ★★★★½

    i haven’t had this fun at the movies, in god knows how long. such a fun surprise. wow. i really enjoyed this.

  • Bad Match

    Bad Match

    ★★★½

    i was talking to multiple guys on tinder while watching this