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  • Once Upon a Time in America

    Once Upon a Time in America

    ★★★★

    Extended Cut

  • Silent Night, Deadly Night III: Better Watch Out!

    Silent Night, Deadly Night III: Better Watch Out!

    ★★½

    You know when you’re like super high and get the mad hungry munchies late at night so you somehow find the motivation to get out of bed and stumble your way to the kitchen and you rifle through the cupboards and nada so you check the fridge and all you have is some guacamole that is a day or two old so it’s kind of browning but you like guacamole so what the hell grab a spoon and you’re just…

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  • Man of Steel

    Man of Steel

    ★★★

    4 stars for when this was just a crazy space civil war film. 3.5 stars when it is just Clark Kent wandering around Bill Bixby style. 2.5 stars for when Superman actually shows up and fails to save the civilians of Smallville from Zod and company. 1.5 stars for the last 30 minutes when Superman is actively murdering people because he's not bright enough to take the fight to a less populated area. .5 star for Superman being a total…

  • Saving Christmas

    Saving Christmas

    ½

    As I don't need a Christian apologist to reconcile the lack of "ho ho ho's" and candy canes in the Bible to appreciate Christmas or the Bible, I'm not sure how successful this film is. It just ain't for me. But as a sequel to the fever-dream conspiracists of ROOM 237, it's pretty dang entertaining. Also, includes five minutes of white people dancing to hip hop. But I got feels for D'Andre losing Crazy Shirt Fridays.