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  • Epitaph

    Epitaph

    ★★★½

    Joseph Merhi presents Judy Blume’s NIGHT WARNING.

  • The New Kids

    The New Kids

    ★★★½

    BLOODBATH AT FUNLAND, FIVE DEAD FOLLOWING DOPED UP TEEN RAMPAGE

    What a headline. Also, James Spader is next level high camp crazy in this, commanding a cadre of Florida hicks in the service of gross cruelty and possible sexual assault. Wasn’t expecting this to be as queasy as it is, but then again I guess I forgot Sean Cunningham’s capacity for pure juvenile sadism.

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  • Captain Marvel

    Captain Marvel

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    While Marvel is no doubt viewing CAPTAIN MARVEL as a stride forward in the representation department - this movie is scientifically designed to appeal to those particular values - it's a massive step backward in terms of formal technique and fooling folks that these MCU pictures are anything more than feature length installments in a television series that will only end once humans have scorched the earth and there is no signal on which to transmit these products of the…

  • Mandy

    Mandy

    ★★★★½

    Alejandro Jodorowsky‘s GHOST RIDER, scored with dronecore stoner metal. Paint this whole movie on the side of a fucking conversion van.