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  • Ready or Not

    Ready or Not

    Strong from start to finish.

    Ready or Not is a game based horror film that packs an edgy punch, without sacrificing elegance in filmmaking.  Very strong from start to finish.  The writing and acting is the cornerstone of this movie, but built even stronger with incredible cinematography and effects.

    This movie blends dark humor with strong horror elements almost as wel as it blends it's SFX and Visual Effects.  

    Gutteral reaction, I'd say this sits at #1 of my 2019 horror last at the moment.

  • Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

    Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

    Hell of a PG13 horror film.

    Scary Stories is an overall very strong entry for the genre.  The storytelling is top notch.  The kids in this movie are super likeable.  The scares are well crafted for the most part, and the practical SFX are fantastic!  Cinematography really shines here as well.

    Like most horror movies, it’s strong until it’s not.  My biggest bummers about this movie is that some of the horror moments could have ended much better, and they…

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  • The Midnight Man

    The Midnight Man


    A cool monster stuck in a bad movie.

    This is a unique one for me.  I actually saw the trailer for this a while back and have wanted to see it for several months.  So I finally picked it up the day it hit shelves.  I want to be more dissapointed than I am, because I know this movie wasn't good.  But man, The Midnight Man monster has so much potential to be very cool.  Everything surrounding the monster is…

  • Piranha



    A well presented, well directed "B-Movie."

    I have heard the term "B movie" thrown around alot about Piranha.  Especially for remakes.  But the original really has qualities that are far superior to any B movie I have seen.  This film is a well crafted film.  Dare I even say, there were some pretty good acting performances that stood out.  The cinematography is truly what standa out the most about this movie.  The underwater scenes were very well done and cinematic.…