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  • Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time in Hollywood


    Once there was a Hollywood much different than ours. Quentin Tarantino made his memory and dreams about it come to live in the best kind of nostalgia called Once Upon A Time… In Hollywood. I say dreams, because like all fairy-tales that begin with “once upon a time”, this is a fantasy. For this fantasy to work, however, you must first be in the know of the reality It takes place in. So a bit of historical context is really…

  • Midsommar



    Next level Vitamin D ☀️🌸💮🏵️🌻
    Everybody get your sunglasses and flower hats ready and let the festivities commence! Lady Macbeth star Florence Pugh guides us through a hellish folk-nightmare in the middle of Sweden... and it's horrifying.

    Now there aren't a lot of scares here but the slow build-up crawls under your skin, and leaves you with a feeling you can't quite describe even after you've experienced it. Midsommar starts with an enormous family tragedy that's burned in my mind…

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  • Captive State

    Captive State


    Yeah, I wasn't very captivated. It's not a bad concept, but the vagueness was very off putting. What a waste of John Goodman.

  • King Lear

    King Lear


    You have no idea how long it took me to notice the gradual de-saturation. Anthony Hopkins owns this role, also FLORENCE PUGH!

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  • Alita: Battle Angel

    Alita: Battle Angel


    A-bsolutely Awestruck
    If there be one "original" blockbuster from recent years that deserved a sequel, it'd be this. Attila is a fierce war machine and cute sex doll (jk) all in one, played by a visually enhanced Rosa Salazar (not the rightful heir of Slytherin). She starts out as this innocent girl that is - just like the audience- in complete wonder of what she is witnessing. I wish that first act could have gone on forever, but alas, real…

  • November Criminals

    November Criminals

    Chloe Moretz and Ansel Elgort having sex while a subplot is going on about some gang-murder of a friend of theirs we saw for 10 seconds. How someone could make such a slow and uninteresting movie is just beyond me.