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  • Maleficent

    Maleficent

    ★★½

    "I like you begging. Do it again."

    I was under the impression that this was a prequel, which it is at first, but then it takes it's own spin on the story of Sleeping Beauty, with Maleficent as the main character. That could have been interesting, but I thought this was pretty poorly done. Maleficent is one of my favorite Disney villains, but I really wasn't a fan of how they portrayed her here. Angelina Jolie was okay (she had…

  • Alice Through the Looking Glass

    Alice Through the Looking Glass

    ★★½

    "Everyone parts with everything eventually, my dear."

    I have pretty much all the same problems with this one as I do with the first one, but I liked this one less. The main reason for this, is because I just never cared at all about anything that was happening. My mind was wandering throughout and I honestly didn't even pay attention a lot of the time.

    4.5/10

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  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★★½

    "I did not kill my wife. I am not a murderer."- Nick Dunne

    This is a hard film to talk about without spoiling, but I'll give it a try. David Fincher is one of my all time favorite directors, so as soon as this film was announced I was looking forward to it. Then the first trailer was released and I was even more excited. Then the reviews started coming out and everyone was loving and I was dying to…

  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    Guardians of the Galaxy

    ★★★★

    No raccoons or tree creatures were harmed during the making of this film.
    ^(Yes it actually says that at the end of the credits and I was the only one who noticed in my family)

    "You said it yourself bitch, we're the Guardians of the Galaxy."- Peter Quill (aka: Star Lord)

    I fucking hate people. This was one of the worst audiences I have ever had the opportunity to watch a film with. A bunch of stupid little kids had…