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  • Speed Racer

    Speed Racer

    ★★★★

    better than the fuckin Oscars at least lmao

  • The Matrix Revolutions

    The Matrix Revolutions

    ★★★★

    i had always avoided The Matrix Revolutions because of the reputation that preceded it. i was told that this and Reloaded were bad movies and only the first one was worth watching and you shouldn't waste your damn time.

    wrong, i say, wrong those people were!

    while Revolutions is absolutely the weakest film in the franchise (how the fuck do you even make a satisfying conclusion to this series?), i still found it to be extremely solid and, for me…

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  • Under the Skin

    Under the Skin

    What.

    What?

    I don't get it.

    So?

    I don't get it.

    At least give it a rating.

    But I don't get it.

    Was it good?

    Yes.

    Would you recommend it?

    I don't know.

    How does that work?

    I don't know.

    What?

    What?

    Just give it 2 1/2 or something.

    I can't.

    Why?

    Because it's good.

    Then what's the issue?

    I don't know.

    For fuck's sake.

    I don't understand it. It confused me.

    Just your plebian mind.

    Fuck you.

    Fuck you.…

  • In Bruges

    In Bruges

    ★★★★★

    The only film where you will witness Madeye Moody and Voldemort sit in a bar and call each other cunts.