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  • Galveston



    Few straight white dudes would be able to direct a movie that looks like it was directed by a straight white dude the way this one does.

  • Fort Apache

    Fort Apache


    The closest thing to a baddie Fonda had ever played before Once Upon a Time in the West had been this conservative, authoritarian, hateful colonel.

    Also: the closest thing to a supporting role Wayne has ever played in a John Ford movie.

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  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War


    What a huge pile of shit.

  • Backtrack




    To begin with, the main conflict is based on one of the most annoying horror clichés ever: the memory loss one.

    Ok, whatever. A lot of other movies do so and some of them are pretty good, aren't they? I mean, what really pisses me off is that the screenplay is not smart enough even to set its main conflict and stick to it: first, we're led to believe it's all about what Adrien Brody's character has…