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  • First Man

    First Man


    Damien Chazelle: "You'd be playing one of the the most iconic and beloved Americans in history, what do you think is the best way to approach the role?"

    Ryan Gosling: "Basically, like he’s dead inside and looks at everyone like he wants to gnaw off their face and make a halloween mask out off their face skin."

    Damien Chazelle: "..."

    Ryan Gosling: "Or, maybe we could--"

    Damien Chazelle: "Shut had me at face skin."

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  • The Incredible Hulk

    The Incredible Hulk

    Well, at the end of the day, even the Nortons, Hurts, Roths, and Blake Nelsons have to pay the bills too.

    This is awful.

  • Dragnet



    "We're gonna put you where your kind always ends up, in a seven by seven-foot grey-green metal cage in the fifteenth floor of some hundred-year-old penitentiary, with damp, stinking walls and a wooden plank for a bed. Sure, this city isn't perfect, we need a smut-free life for all of our citizens: cleaner streets, better schools, and good hockey team. But the big difference between you and me, mister, is you made the promise, and I'm going to keep it."

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  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road


    I can't think of a better cautionary tale about the dangers of huffing paint.

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I guess they really should have pumped the breaks on that whole Ewok party.

    So no one really bothered to go disarm the Empire? Or move into somewhere that doesn't resemble a bunker? Or make any noticeable progress in 30 years?

    No? Okay...

    Despite all the thought, care, and money that went into this, there is one huge example of laziness that really messed up the whole experience for me. In order to make sure the good guys are always…