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  • The Conjuring 3

    The Conjuring 3

    Ooooooh I saw a movie like this once. It was called the The Conjuring. Wait no, it was called the Conjuring 2.

  • North by Northwest

    North by Northwest


    "No, they didn't give us a chaser!" -Mr. Kaplan,

    - Unspooled-AFI 100 Rewatch/Rerank:
    - Scavenger Hunt #51:
    Task 20. Watch a movie featuring either your favorite film-score composer or your favorite cinematographer (19/30 Complete)

    Forget that, I bet I could just out-run a plane.

    Look, we've all been there, having a drink with some buddies, you get up to go to the bathroom and you are kidnapped by gangsters who think you are someone different than you are…

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  • Fun Size

    Fun Size


    "I'm Aaron Burr fool" - one of the nerds,

    - Scavenger Hunt #51:
    Task 25: "Watch a movie that stars a child or teen actor who eventually became tabloid fodder when they became older, but make sure that the film is from when they hadn't yet fallen victim to fame."

    Geez, the things I do for Riki Lindhome.

    The scene where Chelsea Handler is interacting with her young boyfriend's parents is funny, other than that I felt unsatisfied, anxious,…

  • John Tucker Must Die

    John Tucker Must Die


    "Have you ever dated a John Tucker, have you ever dated... anyone?"

    - Scavenger Hunt #51 (June 2019):
    Task 22. "Pay respect to my homegirls Sarah McLachlan, Kacey Musgraves, Jenny Lewis, and Hope Sandoval by watching a movie that features a song by Sarah McLachlan, Kacey Musgraves, Rilo Kiley, or Mazzy Star." (21/30 Complete).

    What the fuck? I ended up finding this charmingly stupid.

    3 hot girls get a 4th hot girl to pretend to be hot so that…

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  • Dark Phoenix

    Dark Phoenix


    "That would be a very bad idea" - Jean Grey,

    - 2019 Ranked:
    - X-Men Ranked:

    I know the memo instructed us all to hate this before it even came out but I can't read so I messed up and thought it was entertaining and fine.

    The X-men series in general is one of the better comic book franchises but with the exception of Logan's strength and the weakness of The Last Stand and Apocalypse I would describe…

  • Child's Play

    Child's Play


    “This is for Tupac!” -Chucky

    - Child's Play Ranked:
    - 2019 Ranked:

    If an AI eventually has the ability to snark back at anything I say with a literal recording of things I've said that make me look foolish, just count me out for the rest of humanity... I'm not interested.

    This movie kicks ass if you're into seeing multiple takes on the Chucky mythology. When a struggling single mom gets her boy a discarded AI doll, the…