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  • Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

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    "Is everyone okay?"
    "...well the fuckin' hippies aren't."



    One of Tarantino's weaker films structurally and engagingly, but one of his finest in terms of restraint and intention. Very difficult to decide on my feelings at the moment.

  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

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    Perfect viewing on a display TV at your local store.

  • Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle

    Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle

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    The Leftovers is really Justin Theroux's SECOND best work, huh??

  • Charlie's Angels

    Charlie's Angels

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    This movie REEKS of sexual harassment.

  • Elizabeth: The Golden Age

    Elizabeth: The Golden Age

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    Wow. Queen.

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

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    the movie, foreshadowing: who will play the part of protagonist?

    me: this is very telling of what i like about cinema

  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-Man: Far from Home

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    "Europeans love Americans!"

    A mostly by-the-numbers 2019 superhero flick, with a few lows (the general premise, lacklustre direction, Jake Gyllenhaal in the first act) and some memorable highs (whenever the film remembers it is in Europe, a surprise casting and Jake Gyllenhaal in the third act). I'm still not a fan of Holland's iteration of Spider-Man - being a bit tired of the character and a childhood loyalist to the Raimi films - but let's say it took...one cheeky move…

  • Booksmart

    Booksmart

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    Have you heard the word of Jesus Christ, our Billie Lourd-And-Saviour?

  • The Beach Bum

    The Beach Bum

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    Zac Efron single-handedly saved the production thousands on smoke machines just by vaping his organs out in every single scene. Respect!

  • Toy Story 4

    Toy Story 4

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    disney i have abandonment issues pls stop these narratives

  • Child's Play

    Child's Play

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    White man found dead in a watermelon patch. Poetic.

  • Big Little Lies

    Big Little Lies

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