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  • Pokémon Detective Pikachu

    Pokémon Detective Pikachu

    ★★★★½

    The scenes with Bulbasaur added YEARS to my life

  • Paddington 2

    Paddington 2

    ★★★★½

    A cinematic masterpiece, this movie can do no wrong

  • Miss Congeniality

    Miss Congeniality

    ★★★★

    Sandra Bullock managed to change my perception of beauty pageants, oh sorry I mean scholarship opportunities

  • Good Omens

    Good Omens

    ★★★★

    God literally is a woman. Also Adam is my son.

  • Booksmart

    Booksmart

    ★★★★½

    Kaitlyn Dever OWNS my uWus. The movie was also quite good :)

  • The Retrievers

    The Retrievers

    ★★★★

    Legitimately thought this was just a fabrication of my childhood, but apparently it’s a real movie and it deserves hecka praise exclusively for the ANGEL puppers

  • The Party's Just Beginning

    The Party's Just Beginning

    ★★★★

    This movie was quite good, a wee bit too sad for my liking, but I guess it technically had a happy ending. Plus, I’m very much in love with Karen Gillan. She’s 5’ 11’’, stunning, and an amazingly talented actress, writer, and director. Love her.

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    ★★★★½

    This movie made me cry both because of amazement and because of utter devastation, but it was SO good! And Carol’s new haircut is UGH so GOOD!!!

  • The Golden Compass

    The Golden Compass

    ★★★½

    The Ice Bears make this movie worthwhile and, in other news, I want my own daemon now.

  • Zombieland

    Zombieland

    ★★★★

    This movie was really funny, well-paced, and actually had some heartwarming moments. I love a good adventure comedy :)

  • Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile

    Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile

    ★★★★

    This movie was haunting in portraying the ways in which psychopaths can make people believe there’s absolutely nothing wrong with them. Also, Zac Efron was both the lead actor and executive producer for the film so honestly, what team? Wildcats!

  • 47 Meters Down

    47 Meters Down

    ★★★½

    The ending of this movie is CRUEL