Does "Would you fuck robot Dan Stevens?" really count as a deep philosophical question?
-
-
The Spiral Staircase 1946
Horror x52 2021: Film #44
A film featured on Mark Kermode's Secret of Cinema - HorrorThe only thing that keeps me from cracking you in the jaw is the almost certain possibility that it would break your neck.
Spiral: From the Book of Staircase.
-
Born American 1986
Action x52 2021: Film #48
Watch an action film directed by Renny HarlinSome asshole tourists murder a bunch of innocent Russian people and burn down their village. I don't know how intentional the anti-American message is, but it's definitely there.
-
-
-
-
The Wrong Family 2021
Under the right circumstances, all animals eat their young. Humans are worse: they send them to boarding school.
I'm learning so much about human nature from Dave DeCoteau movies.
-
3 Scream Queens 2014
You've been in the horror business for 40 years and you don't know what a giallo is?
Nothing but Quigley, Stevens and Bauer chilling in a theater, watching a 1313 picture.
-
666: Teen Warlock 2016
Have you found a shirt for me yet?
Dave DeCoteau's version of Harry Potter is about a very straight dude using magic powers to make other men take their shirts off.
-
-
-
Rich Little's Christmas Carol 1978
Respect for taking a really stupid idea and keeping it going for 50 minutes.