Krautsalat has written 63 reviews for films rated .
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Fifty Shades of Grey 2015
What's a butt plug?
This is the kind of foolishness you write when vanilla is already too spicy for you.
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Otto - The Disaster Movie 2000
STUC @ Rausch 2023: Film #17
This is past the point where Otto ran out of jokes. We shouldn't have used up all the booze during the other screenings today.
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The Secret of Karma 2020
STUC @ Rausch 2023: Film #10
The secret shall continue eluding me, since karma/the universe/booze made me fall asleep several times throughout this otherwise indubitably fascinating picture.
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A Karate Christmas Miracle 2019
Apple sauce is the new Jello!
It's a miracle any of the 47 unconnected plot threads got resolved at all. At least Eric Roberts got a paycheck without having to leave his bedroom.
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Sleepaway Camp IV: The Survivor 2012
Hooptober 2022: Film #24
The worst horror sequel from the 1990s that I haven't seen and can accessMostly just a lazy cash grab clip show, but sometimes the editing is just weird. Why does the cook from Part I show up during the lawnmower scene from Part III?
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The Bible: In the Beginning... 1966
STUC @ Rausch 2022: Film #9
Some cute animals in the Noah's ark scene, the rest is boring as fuck and they wasted Franco Nero.
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