Krautsalat has written 94 reviews for films rated .
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Nightwatch: Demons Are Forever 2023
The Silence of the Wörms. Bornedal deserves some kind of award for keeping a straight face while pretending this stale nonsense is profound.
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Devil in the Flesh 1964
Back in my day, we didn't have time to fuck around and catch STIs. We were busy sitting on rocks and getting shot at by the Russians.
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Slotherhouse 2023
Hooptober 2023: Bonus film #1
The sloth was cute, somebody should put her in a real movie.
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Attraction 1969
Terza Visione 2023: Film #12
Wow, that's like deep, man... Why did I watch this sober?
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The Mother of Tears 2007
STUC @ Rausch 2022: Film #5
I watched a crappy fan edit, so that's half the stars for half the movie. At least all the monkey scenes were still there.