Krautsalat has written 355 reviews for films rated .
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The Zone of Interest 2023
This could've ended at any point or even continued for a couple more hours, it would still be the same movie.
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Screwballs 1983
Hofbauer-Kongress 2024: Film #4
I'm glad they added a Boing! sound effect to the scene in which the nerd got his dick stuck in a bowling ball. Otherwise it would've been too subtle.
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Ambulance 2022
Woovember 2023: Film #18
An action film directed by Michael BayI am the ambulance!
I don't know why I keep falling for the Bay hype.
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The Substitute 2: School's Out 1998
Woovember 2023: Film #16
An action film starring Treat WilliamsLow on action and not all that eductional. The stuff Treat Williams says about the history of the yo-yo appears to be mostly bullshit.
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Jack Frost 2: The Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman 2000
Jack Frost Goes Hawaiian. Too bad he never got to go to space.
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Puppet Master: Doktor Death 2022
Not entirely filmed in a boiler room and at least 80% fresh footage! In this economy!
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C.A.T. Squad 1986
Woovember 2023: Film #9
An action film directed by William FriedkinThe entire soundtrack is made of Ennio Morricone tracks from other pictures, so that makes this TV movie seem a bit fancier but mostly doesn't fit the scenes. Also, needs more Steve James.
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Final Justice 1985
Woovember 2023: Film #6
An action film starring Joe Don BakerYou have the right to remain silent and all that other shit.
Mitchell II: The Maltese Connection is not nearly as crappy as some folk make it out to be. I'm not gonna pretend it's good per se, but come on, it has its charm.
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The Lone Runner 1986
Woovember 2023: Film #1
An action film directed by Ruggero DeodatoComplete idiot, me!?!
Wow, they shot this in a real desert, I was already looking forward to a gravel-pit. At least there are lots of exploding crossbows and John Steiner hamming it up as one of the villains.
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Satan's Cheerleaders 1977
Hooptober 2023: Film #14
Satan/Devil centered film #2John Carradine's crazy bum character is definitely related to Crazy Ralph, making this a Friday the 13th prequel.
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Shocker 1989
Hooptober 2023: Film #6
Wes Craven film #1Come on, boy, let's take a ride in my Voltswagen!
Never mind the murders, Pinker deserved the chair just for that pun.
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