Krautsalat has written 499 reviews for films rated .
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Sunset Boulevard 1950
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces!
Why did they never make a prequel about the dead chimp? One of the great missed opportunities...
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The Holdovers 2023
I think I have the requisite experience and insight to aver that you are and always have been penis cancer in human form.
Peak cranky asshole cinema.
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Im Namen des Königs 2015
Hofbauer-Kongress 2024: Film #13
I could watch the animated horses for hours.
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Aan 1952
Hofbauer-Kongress 2024: Film #12
Somehow a hornier picture than the porno I watched right before this.
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Kokain - Das Tagebuch der Inga L. 1985
Hofbauer-Kongress 2024: Film #10
A mind-altering experience, starring Tommy Wiseau as Sho Kosugi.
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Wir lassen uns das Singen nicht verbieten 1985
Hofbauer-Kongress 2024: Film #8
Progress is when people go from drinking themselves to death to sobering themselves to death.
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Sex Freedom in Germany 1970
Hofbauer-Kongress 2024: Film #3
I'll never look at potatoes the same way again...
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