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Keith Garrett ★★★★½ 9
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
brat pitt ★★★★
thy lady didst that!
Evan ★★★★★ 30
And here I thought It Follows was the new standard for modern horror films.
I couldn't tell you the last horror film I watched that genuinely made me afraid to…
jacky 🥀 ★
Robby Warren 6
The Girl on the Train is poorly made, ugly, and incredibly dull. It has a jumbled narrative, unintentionally funny scenes and lines of dialogue, unassured direction, and a few…
ms. emily: individually removed each hair on my goddamn head with a pair of tiny tweezers
ms. the rest of this movie: put them all back
rudi ✨ ★★★★½
the part where they’re all dancing in the forest and there’s that one maid just vogueing really hard fuels me
Matt Singer ★★★★ 2
First half still works way better than the second for me, but the purpose of the two together did feel clearer this time out, namely that while the hotel stuff…