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  • Princess Cyd

    Princess Cyd

    ★★★½

    It's a simple but complex story

    It's not fantasy it's realism

    I mean I can't say this is a bad film because it straight up is a feel good movie. Maybe I can't relate as heavy to the plot as I wish I could have, but that definitely doesn't mean I don't recommend this. Some pretty fantastic writing I must declare, the correct responses were given when necessary, the dialogue had a tonally consistent flow that matched the characters perfectly.…

  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-man: Homeless

  • Pulp Fiction

    Pulp Fiction

    ★★★★½

    .......Why I love this film.......

    • Sitting in the cinema
    • Friends around me
    • Jules is sipping his drink and eating his burger
    • All is good
    • Jules walks up to Brett
    • "There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation..."
    • I smile
    • I turn to my friends
    • "The path of the righteous man..."
    • I mime the entire passage to them without missing a beat
    • They all look surprised
    •…

  • Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    ★★★

    Lacks all the heart of the original as expected and is honesty quite horribly offensive...but it's kinda fun and I can't argue with that honestly. Sequel in the works...obviously. Betcha they upgrade the game further and it's a VR experience now...

    Then Jumanji 4 will be played in a 4D cinema
    5 will be played in the Oasis from Ready player one
    6 will be played in that 5th dimension state from Interstellar
    7 actually have you in the movie

  • Big Trouble in Little China

    Big Trouble in Little China

    ★★★½

    Going through a Kurt Russell phase at the moment...brb

  • Overlord

    Overlord

    ★★

    There's a large use of wild colours in this film especially during the action scenes...

    ...and when I say colour I mean paint by numbers

  • Mommy

    Mommy

    ★★★★★

    A list of characters that are crucial to the plot of this movie;

    • Steve
    • Diane/Die
    • Kyla
    • The aspect ratio
    • The relationship that all three characters have with each other
    • Canada and the Québécois
    • The necklace
    • The house they live in
    • Kyla's stutter
    • Xavier Dolan
    • Cannes film festival
    • Wonderwall
    • Céline Dion
    • Steve's skateboard
    • Violin music
    • Emotions
    • Love
    • Family
    • Us

  • Mad Max

    Mad Max

    ★★★½

    The fact that this is in the same universe as Fury road actually baffles me.

    Does George Miller have a bird obsession? Crows keep flying around in this film, there's the giant crow people in Fury Road, Happy Feet 1 and 2 are literally about birds and there's a Swan(?) in Babe Pig in the city.

    Tarantino = Feet
    Miller = Birds

    Who's next?

  • Tootsie

    Tootsie

    ★★★★

    Is there a film from the last 40 years that doesn't have Bill Murray in it?

  • The Witch

    The Witch

    ★★★★½

    I'm very mentally broken after this!!

    Robert Eggers seems to be quite a fun guy who makes really cheerful movies!

  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    ★★★★

    Cinemasins: 35 seconds of logos *ping*
    Me: But it's a24
    Cinemasins: But it's production logos, we don't want to see that it's more about the...
    Me: BUT IT'S A24!!

  • Backdraft

    Backdraft

    ★★★

    Fell asleep on a bean bag with face paint on to this film the other night!