the alita: battle angel recipe...
a sprinkle of the momo challenge
147 extras pulled straight from the local tj maxx
a heavy dose of knock-off ansel elgort
a dash of quidditch on roller skates
a splash of dog blood to be wiped on like war paint
toss in death, a lot of death, but limbs, let's lose those
and for the cherry on top, edward norton?
(for extra flavor, let a fucking rat run loose around your theater like it did in mine so you too can feel the exhilaration and grime of alitaville)