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  • La La Land

    La La Land


    The best thing that has ever happened.

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  • New York Stories

    New York Stories


    An uneven anthology. Francis Ford Coppola the type of guy to wait until the last minute for his part of the group project and throw something together the night before it's due. Coppola's is the only section here that isn't instantly distinguishable as his own work. It helps that Woody Allen's stars himself, but it's still very much a Woody Allen film. Scorsese's clearly stands as the best, coming right out of the gate to start the film without an opening directing credit. But again, you instantly know whose you're watching with him.

  • The Last Temptation of Christ

    The Last Temptation of Christ


    Film #49 out of 50 in Scorsese Summer ’16 <– lmao yeah right

    You think it's a blessing to know what God wants?
    The ending had my jaw on the floor.

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  • The Emoji Movie

    The Emoji Movie


    Every once in a while​, a film will come along that splits audiences. As a multi-billion dollar entertainment industry, Hollywood and its studios tend to repeat processes that show profitable results. As a result, we sort of have "eras" of films that look more and more like each other.

    But sometimes, an auteur will come along. They’ll present an artistic vision, something they felt so strongly about that they had to immortalize it onto celluloid, regardless of the current paradigm…

  • Norm of the North

    Norm of the North


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.


    It sucks.