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  • After

    After

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    100% convinced this film takes place in the riverdale universe

  • Carrie

    Carrie

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    1. yes I watched them both 
    2. one of the only tangible comparisons I have is I prefer the blood coverage in this one, like the blood on carrie looks more intense here and I like how it seeps into her eye for that extra pizazz 
    3. the horror is much more intense because it’s 2013 and nowadays you’ve got to throw everything and the kitchen sink in to shock people, whereas back int day they kept it minimal. I…

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  • Paddington

    Paddington

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    Paddington is sad?
    SADDINGTON.
    Paddington floods the house?
    BADDINGTON.
    Paddington loses his mind?
    MADDINGTON.
    Paddington starts a family?
    DADDINGTON.
    Paddington offers to buy the next round?
    ABSOLUTE LADDINGTON.
    Paddington but only a bit?
    JUST A TADDINGTON.
    Paddington replaces the current actor to play Olaf in a Frozen sequel?
    JOSH GADDINGTON.
    Paddington accidentally headbutts Emma Stone?
    SUPERBADDINGTON.
    Paddington does a flip on his pastel blue penny board in downtown Cali with the sound of the ocean breeze filling his ears as…

  • Captain America: The Winter Soldier

    Captain America: The Winter Soldier

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    steve when he puts a cap and some sunglasses on: Hello fellow friend of ambiguous nationality. My name is Roger Stevenson and I have never been in the army. I am just here in the Big Apple store to look at holiday destinations. Do not mind this USB stick I am pulling out of my blue jean front pocket. I am merely a fanatic of USB sticks. These small devices, such a wonder to me, I have used them so…