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  • Wildlife

    Wildlife

    ★★★★½

    If you’ve got a better plan for me, tell me...

    Dano’s directorial debut is an almost discomfortingly tame experience. Every shot is static and contained, giving rise to an inescapable sense of distress. the film so effectively articulates the feeling of being trapped within the center of a marital imbroglio without ever becoming an ostentatious display. instead, Wildlife is a taut portrait of desperation and destruction. as this marriage hastily approaches its demise like a raging wildfire, the audience, like Joe, is left to watch impotently.

  • If Beale Street Could Talk

    If Beale Street Could Talk

    ★★★★★

    if beale street could talk, it would tell Green Book to goto hell

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  • Blue Velvet

    Blue Velvet

    ★★★★★

    frank: “let’s fuck! i’ll fuck anything that moves”
    my mom: “oh, wow”

  • Jeanne Dielman, 23, Quai du Commerce 1080 Bruxelles

    Jeanne Dielman, 23, Quai du Commerce 1080 Bruxelles

    ★★★★★

    sure, watching rooney mara eat pie on the kitchen floor for 8 straight minutes is cool, but it’s nothing compared to delphine seyrig peeling potatoes and washing dishes for 3 1/2 hours

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  • Green Book

    Green Book

    i have this deep-seated aversion to mayonnaise and a few months back i pledged to my friends i would eat an entire jar of mayo in the unlikely scenario that green book wins best picture as i was so confident that it wouldn’t. this has been a giant miscalculation


    edit: here it is :/

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    ★★★★★

    *Jesse Eisenberg begins to speak inordinately fast* 

    me: wow this movie is great