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  • Only God Forgives

    Only God Forgives

    ★★★½

    I enjoyed this weird ass movie and it’s setting, cinematography, and Gosling. Perhaps, the neon gave me boner, as well. It was gory as hell, too!

  • La La Land

    La La Land

    ★★★★½

    OH THIS BITCH WAS A WHOLE ASS SERVE.
    This was by far the most creative films that I've ever seen in my life. This director has shown the world his capabilities and has offered the future to find inspiration and creativity in the past. As a young director he offered a fresh look in storytelling and utilized so many beautiful aspects to create this film. He encapsulated what a quality musical should entail. Amazing performances, spectacular set direction, phenomenal score,…

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  • The Invitation

    The Invitation

    ★★★½

    The second I heard ‘cult’, my ears perked. This was a really entertaining film that would’ve been even more amazing had it been more developed in a way that really freaks the audience out. I was freaked out, nonetheless. The plot had a lot of creative potential, but should’ve been highlighted in a more thorough way. Still, it was intense and not too predictable—or maybe I’m just bad at predicting. Also, why was the cast so unnecessarily attractive? I needed to include that. In conclusion: white people are really crazy, except for Claire—oop.

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★★★

    as confused as I still am—even after watching two videos explaining the film—I am still beyond mesmerized. luca remade the most unsettling demented and disturbing two and a half hour long film, but did so with the most creative approach and maintaining it’s raw originality. i may not be able to sleep after watching this, but it was incredibly worth it. the soundtrack lit, too. in conclusion, i will be joining a dance studio ran by witches