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  • Speed Racer

    Speed Racer


    this is my favorite movie

    one day i'll write a long in-depth essay on why i like it, but for now i just wanna say that ronald reagan is rolling in his grave at the idea that in this film the nuclear family functions as a miniature model for communism and ayn rand is quaking because this movie just proved that no victory is the sole work of an individual

    speed had drive, but he never could have won without…

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread


    hi, my name is paul thomas anderson and welcome to my TED talk on how submissives actually hold all the power in a relationship

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  • Frankenstein's Monster's Monster, Frankenstein

    Frankenstein's Monster's Monster, Frankenstein


    there’s so many meta-levels going on here that it’s basically impossible to track what’s going on

    david harbour is great and it’s occasionally really funny but i ended up liking the concept more that the execution

  • The Bob Emergency

    The Bob Emergency


    somebody give jon bois proper theatrical distribution so i can see these big graphs on a sufficiently large screen

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  • Too Old to Die Young

    Too Old to Die Young


    no one:
    absolutely no one on the entire planet:
    NWR: *lights absurdly long fuse which may or may not blow up an enormous pile of dynamite in approx. 13 hours*

  • Jupiter Ascending

    Jupiter Ascending


    i think people hate this for two reasons

    1. it's not the matrix. it was painted in ads like it was going to be the next sci-fi epic. in some sense, it is, but not in the same philosophical-kung-fu way that the matrix films were.

    2. this is a pretty femme movie in a generally masculine-dominated genre. its space opera influences aren't culled from old flash gordon serials and kurosawa movies like star wars was, but instead from some of…