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  • It Chapter Two

    It Chapter Two

    ★★½

    when they said "nothing lasts forever" and the guy sitting behind me was like "this movie does"
    I felt that

  • Us

    Us

    ★★★½

    miss lupita coming for that second oscar

  • Red Dragon

    Red Dragon

    ★★½

    manhunter (1986) did it better

  • Tragedy Girls

    Tragedy Girls

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    fellas is it gay to kill your boyfriend with your best friend and then ride off into the sunset with her

  • Deadpool 2

    Deadpool 2

    ★★★★

    vanessa: don't fuck colossus
    wade: i can't read suddenly. i don't know

  • John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

    John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

    ★★★★½

    was there ever even a ghost, mother, or was the dead victorian girl you saw just me all along?

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★★

    i just want thor to know that i love and cherish every iconic thing he does

  • The Cloverfield Paradox

    The Cloverfield Paradox

    ★★★½

    *blows kiss to the sky* (for daniel bruhl)

  • I, Tonya

    I, Tonya

    ★★★★★

    ACADEMY AWARD® nominee margot robbie

  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    ★★

    they really out there trying to make me care for the racist guy uh

  • Trading Places

    Trading Places

    me, watching dan aykroyd eat smoked salmon through a santa beard on a city bus for the hundredth time: it's that time of the year again

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★

    SPOILER: i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed

    me, an over-invested hypercritical star wars stan: i waited two years for finn to wake up and rian johnson gave me that underwhelming scene. and what did they do to poe dameron, is he okay? and that bitch kylo clearly didn't see the original trilogy because luke skywalker wouldn't do that. and wasn't finn the other protagonist? i kind of didn't notice it, what with him being sidelined in a storyline that didn't…