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  • Head Count

    Head Count

    HEAD COUNT


    •Oddly enough I was intrigued by the snipet on Netflix so let’s see how this goes. 

    TBC

  • Lords of Chaos

    Lords of Chaos

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    LORDS OF CHAOS 


    So I’ve heard both goods and bads with this movie and it’s taken me a while to give it a chance but boy am I glad I did. Here we go with the Lo Fi commentary. 

    •My man Rory definitly places points on the board with this movie, I feel like he makes pretty cool and unique choices for parts to take on. 
    •This is getting carried away very fast haha. 
    •I’m forgetting how true to the…

  • Chopping Mall

    Chopping Mall

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    CHOPPING MALL

    •It’s been awhile and “Eek Channel” mentioned this so I had to revisit some good original ideas not effectivly executed. 
    •This credits music lol. Jesus. 
    •Forbidden World and Galaxy of Terror posters in background nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnice
    •Dude stomps on that gas pedal fast as fuck lol. 
    •Ok I’m back, so how the fuck does the robot hit spot on target it’s first kill then can’t hit dick the rest of the movie lol. 
    •Coke advertisement game is on fleet…

  • It Chapter Two

    It Chapter Two

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    IT CHAPTER 2


    Sooooooooooooo, it’s like we love each other but idk if we’re meant to be. 


    TBC.........

  • Death Wish

    Death Wish

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    DEATH WISH


    •Ok, I’m fully invested. Let’s see if this continues. 
    •That’s not just a shadow!!!
    •The windows open. Ooooo shit. 
    •Damn, that is tough. A man looses his wife and daughter is in an coma. That’s a tug at the heart string. 
    •Revenge I Seek (good song, bleeding through reference)
    •Oh shit the carjack scene. 


    Overall I was super into this movie, I really dig the outcome and felt quite fulfilled by it. I’d recommend it to anyone who…

  • Cannibal Ferox

    Cannibal Ferox

    ★★½

    CANNIBAL FEROX(Make Them Die Slowly)


    •I feel like I already like this movie better then Cannibal Holocaust, I could be wrong though. 
    • I don’t like seeing animals getting killed by anacondas though. Hopefully that’s not how the rest of the movie is gonna go. 
    • Goddamn, I fucking hate all the animal killing in this. Only reason I’m still watching is to see the village get revenge on this douche bag. 
    • HAHAHAHA, they cut off his Johnson and…

  • My Boyfriend's Back

    My Boyfriend's Back

    ★★

    MY BOYFRIENDS BACK


    •So I initially saw this one of the sights like vinegar syndrome or diabolik dvd and thought it sounded fun. Found it for $6 on amazon for the dvd. So we watched it last night. 
    •There were far and few between funny or even silly parts. Even though it was supposed to be goofy and silly I felt myself saying aloud “NOOOOOOOOO WAYYYYYYYYY” I digress. 
    •It wasn’t great but for $6 it’ll do. 


    LFHG

  • Return of the Living Dead 3

    Return of the Living Dead 3

    ★★★

    ROTLD3


    A suggestion from my main doggie, we will see how this one is. I forget basically everything about this movie. 
    •Yo, Brian Yuzna rules. Straight up the Dentist 1&2 both rule! 
    •I tell you, after a rough hangover I’d love some Trioxin. Lol
    •Lol when she hits the light pole lol. Like a softcore Hereditary haha. 
    •I love the dummy prop when she jumps lol 
    •All in all this movie rocks. Honestly I wish it was just it’s own movie as opposed to being in the “return of the living” franchise. 


    I LOVED IT 


    LFHG

  • Brightburn

    Brightburn

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    BRIGHTBURN


    •Wow. Where do I start?
    •Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeouch he done crunches her hand...... She messed with the wrong freak. 
    •I knew I loved this when “the eye” scene played out. Yuck. 
    •What the hell is under those doors, necronomicon? Lol. Kinda sounds like the “Join Us” voice. Love it. 
    •Who doesn’t love a lil chicken in life. I prefer mine cooked however but either or, neither nor. 
    •Dude, the car death had me face in hand. Wow. That seemed a lil…

  • Evilspeak

    Evilspeak

    ★★½

    EVILSPEAK - CURRENTLY WATCHING SO WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE



    •First off, Clint Howard is on ugly mother fucker.  Also on this note, how can you not love him. Lol
    •Oh girl trying to peel the seal off the book ain’t good!
    •Pigshit!!!!!!
    •Man I’ve always felt bad for my doggie Clint but this brings it to a whole new level. Poor fella.
    •”Your father was there when you left your right” Haha. 
    •Why these pigs sound like the raptors in…

  • Joysticks

    Joysticks

    ★★★½

    JOYSTICKS


    •I had to watch something ASAP after being bummed out by “play dead” so here we are! 
    •Banging intro music JOYSTICK!!! Haha
    •Eugene is a ladies man!
    •The dude at the pac man almost 7 figures. Damn.
    •I stopped doing the review because the movie was so good/entertaining that I just forgot lol. This movie rules. Perfect example of fun 80s 90s nostalgia for sure. Peep it ASAP!
    •When do these guys realize the sirum didn’t hold lol. They’ve lost like 93 already lol.

  • Play Dead

    Play Dead

    PLAY DEAD


    •OOOOOOOOOO Aunt Hester, you bitch. 
    •Damn, hit the ol lady with a pentagram necklace. NICE!
    •Damn Hester, your wallpaper outcold. Unicorns n shit. Wow.
    •This movie is having a hard time keeping my attention. After the first 7 minutes that really weren’t that interesting We will see though.
    •Damn, this movie sucksssssssssssss. I hate to say it but man I didn’t even finish it. I got about 2/3 the way through and say see you next Tuesday. 
    •Play Dead- BAH BYE!


    LFHG