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  • Cruising



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    so what's his motive? is he just homophobic/struggling with his own sexuality OR as a cop knows people don't give a shit about gays being murdered so that's who he attacks. he had sex with the victims so i'm assuming #2 but this was messy

  • Big Little Lies: New Lies

    Big Little Lies: New Lies


    big little lies? more like TOO MANY FUCKING EDITORS!

  • Autumn Sonata

    Autumn Sonata


    the generational trauma...... FAR too much

  • Into the Dark: Treehouse

    Into the Dark: Treehouse


    was texting a friend about how awful this was last night when my power went out so I finished this morning but I would have been happy not to. From the shallow #MeToo plot, to the racist stereotype Stephanie Beatriz portrays, this just isn't worth the 80 minutes. Even I Spit on Your Grave 3 handled this type of material better. Justice for sutton and stephanie !

  • Inspired by Bret Easton Ellis

    Inspired by Bret Easton Ellis


    I’m too stoned to drive so I jack off to her IMDb page and take an ambien and go to bed

  • The Place Beyond the Pines

    The Place Beyond the Pines


    1. i wish mahershala ali was my step dad tf :/
    2. have to laugh at dane dehaan being a latina woman's child

  • Fatal Attraction

    Fatal Attraction


    glenn close saying the f slur..... we have to say she can do that! and she should be allowed to do that!

  • Ponyo



    sosuke bringing ponyo home was like THIS FISH IS MY FRIEND

  • Tea and Sympathy

    Tea and Sympathy


    the LAYERS...... can't tell if the ending is super tragic cuz Tom is protecting himself by marrying a woman or if he genuinely is just a 'different' kind of man i'm bout to think about this for hours!

  • Creed II

    Creed II


    michael b jordan cannot act WHATSOEVER..... sometimes pretty is enough ig

  • Bacall on Bogart

    Bacall on Bogart


    learning lauren was super excited at the prospect of working with cary grant & not humphrey which is why he was probably bitter about being second place to him AGAIN for sabrina has brought me joy I didn't know I could feel! ryan murphy please do a season of feud with bogie v. archie my family is dying

  • Frankenstein's Monster's Monster, Frankenstein

    Frankenstein's Monster's Monster, Frankenstein


    when people aggressively vie after celebrities on twitter like PUNCH ME IN THE FACE SPIT ON ME i'm like y'all good? but that's me with david harbour so I get it