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  • Into the Dark: All That We Destroy

    Into the Dark: All That We Destroy

    ★½

    misogynistic white privilege

  • Maîtresse

    Maîtresse

    ★★★½

    Humiliatingly profound.

  • Murder Mystery

    Murder Mystery

    ★★

    It must be my personal nihilistic view, I have been watching too much Investigation Discovery channel and American Horror Story, but Adam Sandler looks and acts like a comedian ready to give up on life throwing away his career with another worthless and meaningless Netflix film.

  • Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    ★★★★

    Shredder one on one against the fucking Batman in a fight that stays true to each characters moves and mindset, ahhh shit!

    This belongs in my collection.

  • Our Mother's House

    Our Mother's House

    ★★★½

    This is exactly what I live for, small unnoticed gems like this one. There's a lot of courage, love, anger, treachery, and I'd like for everyone to check this one out.

  • Akira

    Akira

    We are not worthy!

    To me, Taika Waititi is the most interesting candidate to helm this masterpiece. More than Jordan Peele, George Miller, or the greatest director of all time Christopher Nolan.

    Talking about this remake makes me very nervous no matter who helms it, but what do you think?

  • The Trial

    The Trial

    ★★★★½

    i know nothing

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I didn't cry, and I'll tell you why:
    If you clicked this by mistake, leave now! Major Spoilers!!!

    Black Widow dying was sad-ish. I mean it didn't hit home that she was forever dead cause I knew there's a Black Widow movie coming, so I was more puzzled. (Afterwards I realized it'll be a prequel, which just sounds like a money grabber[I'm looking at you Captain Marvel])

    Iron Man dying almost got me with Tom Holland, I hope it doesn't…

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    ★★★★★

    t i m e l e s s

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★★½

    Getting ready for Endgame.

    Have not changed my rating the Russo brothers had a huge challenge of directing too many superhero stars and therefore many performances were weak, many questionable dialogue or plot moments, weak and unnatural cgi w/ some good ones.
    All in all, I'm just surprised I haven't come by any spoilers!
    I'm ready.

  • Road to Paloma

    Road to Paloma

    ★½

    Don't listen to all these other scrubs, Jason Mamoa suffers worse than Ryan Gosling's directorial debut in Lost River.

    Mr. director Aquaman stars in a drama/romance/ and I guess adventure for the extended shots of driving into the sunset in a motorcycle. Really disappointed in the lack of action.

    So instead of having an actual Native American play the role of a Native American named commonly "Wolf", just like Caucasians play Caucasian roles, ect., Mr. mighty Game of Thrones decides…

  • The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

    The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

    ★★

    Too gross and it really took me back to memory lane of old school shows like Ren & Stimpy, Beavis and Butt-Head, Dinosaurs, and Aaahh!!! Real Monsters. I think this movie was based on dolls or something, could not care any less. I just love the costumes I want to learn how to do them like they used to. It's all lazy CGI now, pity.