Pokémon Detective Pikachu ★★★½

So, I basically had the choice between a Fellini film at home or Pokemon.

Of course I chose Pokemon. Everyone who says that he would have chosen a serious art film is lying to himself because... well, because I said it and I just know that everyone's inner self is nine years old.

Also, the film is a lot of fun to watch and has pretty good character arcs even though the plot is muddled. Even after two cliche villain monologues I still had no idea why he wanted to turn humans into Pokemons and what his motivation was. But whatever, it's fun. Who cares.