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  • A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child

    A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child

    ★★½

    "Kids...always a disappointment."

    Don't really care about this one, seems like more I watch the less I like it.

    5,5/10

  • Heavy Trip

    Heavy Trip

    ★★★★

    "Symphonic post-apocalyptic reindeer-grinding Christ-abusing extreme war pagan Fennoscandian metal."

    Perfect film to watch when you are drunk, I am sure that it won't translate as good as the dialogue really is

    8/10

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  • Friday the 13th Part III

    Friday the 13th Part III

    ★★★★

    "They said they were going skinny-dipping. I'm not skinny enough."

    Highly entertaining film, has probably my favorite kills of the franchise.

    8/10

  • Jaws: The Revenge

    Jaws: The Revenge

    "I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder."

    This was bad, just bad.
    Greatest ending ever though!

    2/10