Matcave 's Mini Movie Reviews
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  • Rango

    Rango

    ★★★★½

    'An American Tale: Fievel goes WTF'

    Neurotic pet lizard Johnny Depp, in a
    creepy desertcritter saloontown, with
    narcoleptic newt love interest, gun-tail
    rattlesnake, & bat-riding bandit-moles.
    ...Utter, adorable, fuzzy nightmare fuel

  • Venom

    Venom

    ★★★

    'Bizarro Raimi's Not Spiderman 3' or
    'NoSpidermanMan:Bane be the Tobey'

    A film like title character himself...
    1. Outside: ill-intent CG-uggo edgiboi
    2. Inside: zany hapless sincere tryhard
    goofy loveable vintage spidermaguire

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  • Daimajin

    Daimajin

    ★★★★

    remember Neverending Story? wished
    bigrockguy would smash allthethings?

    No? ...Thinking it now? Yeah. Enjoy.

    Giant stone samurai, goes a Godzilla,
    all over the asses, of ancient Japan.

  • Rock & Rule

    Rock & Rule

    ★★★★★

    'SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE FUR'LD', or...
    'Angry Teen Bro of a Don Bluth Movie'

    Furry'stopian scifi toon rockopera with
    - Blondie; Iggy Pop; Lou Reed...& more

    Yes. This exists. It's awful. I love it. 5*s :)