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  • Murder Mystery

    Murder Mystery

    ★½

    From the screenwriter of Zodiac comes.....this.

  • Toy Story 4

    Toy Story 4

    ★★★

    Not quite sure this movie ever justified its existence for me, but the spork is good.

  • The Third Man

    The Third Man

    ★★★★

    Needs more cat.

  • All That Heaven Allows

    All That Heaven Allows

    ★★★★★

    1. Has a movie ever looked more beautiful? 
    2. Rock Hudson feeding deer in a lumberjack coat is my ideal winter aesthetic.

  • Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    ½

    Insufferable.

  • Pokémon Detective Pikachu

    Pokémon Detective Pikachu

    ★½

    Thank god I was stoned when I saw this.

  • Rope

    Rope

    ★★★★½

    Gay and quippy, my two favorite things.

  • The Hustle

    The Hustle

    ★½

    No.

  • J.T. LeRoy

    J.T. LeRoy

    ★★★

    Laura Dern is so good at making narcissistic characters seem decent. She and Kristen Stewart elevate what is ultimately a bland take on a fascinating, juicy saga.

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    ★★★

    I.....didn’t hate it???

  • The Talented Mr. Ripley

    The Talented Mr. Ripley

    ★★★★½

    Still just as delicious and profound. Hello to Jude Law’s cheekbones.

  • The Long Goodbye

    The Long Goodbye

    ★★★★

    If the whole thing were just Elliott Gould and the cat, that’d be fine too.