Spider-Man: Far from Home ★★

"They'll believe anything."

Military tech: the creator of and solution to all of life's problems. Pure filler fan service, pure television, borderline incoherent. Oh yeah, and did anybody notice how that one guy is an absolute dead ringer for Paul Schrader?

Also: to all the people giving this really high scores... are you telling me you, like, really loved watching Spider-Man dispatch 1000 robot drones? I mean phenomenally boring, that stuff.