Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 ★½

The problem isn't really the cliche horror elements added via studio-mandated reshoots, as director Joe Berlinger attests; nor is it the constant imposition of Marilyn Manson and other 2000-era alt-rock to sell the obligatory Music From and Inspired By soundtrack album. The problem is that Berlinger is completely fucking inept on every conceivable level—this is one of the most embarrassingly amateurish theatrical films I've ever seen, and even in its unaltered form this dopey meta-wank would be nothing but laughable.