National Lampoon's Vacation

It's a little embarrassing, so don't tell anyone, but sometimes I like to drive around playing that 'Real Hero' song from that cool Ryan Gosling movie...

I turn up the volume and start to wonder how much I could get that scorpion jacket for online.
My wife doesn't fail to notice this little daydream and pauses the song...

- Um, sorry to break it to you, Hot Stuff, but you're a bit more 'Holiday Road' by Lindsey Buckingham. And don't even think about getting that coat. I'd sooner see you in socks and sandals than humiliate yourself in that thing. Now please, speed it up a little. The kids are late for swimming lessons.

- Yeah, Daddy. You're driving so slow.