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  • Brightburn

    Brightburn

    ★★★

    CLARK KENT: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER is very upsetting. The trailer takes a lot of the energy out of the idea of the film, but I’m betting if I went into it totally blind I would currently be destroyed and in a puddle of tears on this gross ass mall floor.

  • Missing Link

    Missing Link

    ★★★½

    MISSING LINK is the best Laika Studios film since PARANORMAN. A warm hearted adventure that trots the globe as a showcase for brilliant and eclectic set design. Susan is a new stop-motion favorite and I demand action figures for my shelves.

  • Miracle Mile

    Miracle Mile

    ★★★★

    “Superman can take a lump of coal and make a diamond.”

  • Leprechaun Returns

    Leprechaun Returns

    ★★★½

    “One Shamrock Shake Shake Coming Up!”

  • Big Trouble in Little China

    Big Trouble in Little China

    ★★★★★

    This film really shakes the pillars of heaven. No bullshit.

  • ...And Justice for All

    ...And Justice for All

    ★★★

    You don’t have time to watch the entire filmography of Al Pacino? That’s ok! ...And Justice For All features every speed of Pacino!

  • Secret Agent 00 Soul

    Secret Agent 00 Soul

    “Assisted by Scott.” Here is a new contender for the best worst movie.

  • Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky

    Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky

    ★★★★

    To quote The Disco Dork: That Movie is Nuts.

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread

    ★★★★

    “I’m getting hungry.”

  • Lethal Weapon 2

    Lethal Weapon 2

    ★★★½

    I am not too old for this shit.

  • An American in Paris

    An American in Paris

    ★★★

    2 Assholes Get Togwther + Ballet!

  • Gerald's Game

    Gerald's Game

    Hot Take: Best Stephen King Adaptation of 2017.