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  • Brightburn



    CLARK KENT: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER is very upsetting. The trailer takes a lot of the energy out of the idea of the film, but I’m betting if I went into it totally blind I would currently be destroyed and in a puddle of tears on this gross ass mall floor.

  • Missing Link

    Missing Link


    MISSING LINK is the best Laika Studios film since PARANORMAN. A warm hearted adventure that trots the globe as a showcase for brilliant and eclectic set design. Susan is a new stop-motion favorite and I demand action figures for my shelves.

  • Miracle Mile

    Miracle Mile


    “Superman can take a lump of coal and make a diamond.”

  • Leprechaun Returns

    Leprechaun Returns


    “One Shamrock Shake Shake Coming Up!”

  • Big Trouble in Little China

    Big Trouble in Little China


    This film really shakes the pillars of heaven. No bullshit.

  • ...And Justice for All

    ...And Justice for All


    You don’t have time to watch the entire filmography of Al Pacino? That’s ok! ...And Justice For All features every speed of Pacino!

  • Secret Agent 00 Soul

    Secret Agent 00 Soul

    “Assisted by Scott.” Here is a new contender for the best worst movie.

  • Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky

    Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky


    To quote The Disco Dork: That Movie is Nuts.

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread


    “I’m getting hungry.”

  • Lethal Weapon 2

    Lethal Weapon 2


    I am not too old for this shit.

  • An American in Paris

    An American in Paris


    2 Assholes Get Togwther + Ballet!

  • Gerald's Game

    Gerald's Game

    Hot Take: Best Stephen King Adaptation of 2017.