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  • Bohemian Rhapsody

    Bohemian Rhapsody

    I'd have been more entertained had they cast Adam Lambert in the Freddie role.

    This movie is as over-produced as a Queen album. The music is the good kind, the movie the bad.

    The most tension the movie has is the moment-to-moment concern that Rami's teeth are going to fall out as he struggles to keep them in place.

    Mike Meyers looks like Danny McBride and Jeff Lynne had a baby.

    The best part of this movie is the cock…

  • Annihilation

    Annihilation

    ½

    The juxtaposition of a cell multiplying/mutating into a wholly different cell and Natalie Portman riding the dong of a guy that wasn’t her husband is laughably bad and perfectly encapsulates the type of film this is.