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  • High Life

    High Life


    Visually Stunning? Mostly. Pretentious? Incredibly. Boring? Insufferably. Further proof that any movie can be made tolerable by the inclusion of Juliette Binoche? Yup. Even further proof that Robert Pattinson is a mediocre actor at best? Definitely.

  • Escape Room

    Escape Room


    It was actually quite enjoyable until the obligatory sequel prep kicked in and took all the fun out of it.

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  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant


    "No one understands the lonely perfection of my dreams."

    Michael Fassbender should get a nomination for this. He won't, but he should. He's so fucking good.

    Outside a handful of problems (mostly some minor pacing issues in the second act, but also some minor horror movie clichés here or there), I loved every second of this film. Fassbender's just a wicked delight, the production design is amazing, and Ridley Scott manages to build up a great deal of tension and dread throughout the film's fairly basic, familiar story arc.

  • Unfriended



    I honestly don’t quite know whether this is some sort of millennial masterpiece or a steaming pile of shit.

    I do know that I (briefly) felt compelled to write quite a long piece on this film, and that, while watching, I was enjoying whatever it is I was given.