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  • Sharknado

    Sharknado

    ★★

    Well, this is a pretty crappy movie but I can't say I wasn't able to squeeze some entertainment out of it. Still, the best thing about it is the ramonish punk rock song by Quint in the ending credits.

    "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO,
    RUN AWAY FROM THE SHARKNADO
    BLOOD IS GONA FLOW FLOW FLOW,
    SO WARN THAT GUY IN THE SHARKNADO"

  • Balas & Bolinhos: O Último Capítulo

    Balas & Bolinhos: O Último Capítulo

    ★★★★

    ESTE FILME É MESMO DO CARALHO!!!

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  • Night Train to Terror

    Night Train to Terror

    ★★★★

    Night Train to Terror is a great low-budget horror anthology from the middle 80's that is composed by 3 segments, some were gorier than others but they were all pretty good. The 2 first segments were both 15/20 minutes long, the third one was a little bigger but not worse. In general, this movie is about God and Satan sitting on a train, trying to decide the destination of the souls of some passengers on board (Heaven or Hell). I…

  • Cellar Dweller

    Cellar Dweller

    ★★★★

    Cellar Dweller is an awesome low-budget fantasy/horror movie, from the Empire Studios and full of great cartoon art, but most important a really entertaining and funny story with some awesome gore scenes and good actors (with a special apparition of Jeffrey Combs). Written by the man who wrote the Child's Play franchise, Don Mancini, this movie is just everything I could ever ask for, I wouldn't change nothing about it even if I could. I have it on my watchlist…