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  • Fist of Fury

    Fist of Fury


    DID YOU KNOW...?

    Fist of Fury inspired a round of infrastructure spending in China, after officials became curious about the load bearing properties of lamp posts when Bruce Lee kept hanging bodies from them.

  • Alita: Battle Angel

    Alita: Battle Angel


    Which of these is most abundant in Alita: Battle Angel?

    1) technical and animation achievements
    2) Post-Avatar-James-Cameron screenwriting incoherence
    3) main character eye volume
    4) ghostwriting done for Post-Avatar-James-Cameron by a potato
    5) acting skill demonstrated by Rose Salazar and Cristoph Waltz
    D) all of the above

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  • Captain Marvel

    Captain Marvel


    The National Film Registry contains films "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant". 2/3 ain't bad, and Captain Marvel might just make it.

    Or as put so well by a fellow letterboxer (letterboxder?):

    "...this could have been so much better, but you know what? Women are allowed to make and be the subject of fairly mediocre big budget studio films and have them be successful too." --

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    ---excerpt from the transcript of "Making of SWTLJ"---
    Kathleen Kennedy(producer): "Ooo, how about we have Luke squeeze green milk out of a loch ness monster teat"
    Rian Johnson(director/writer): "Yes marm"
    Kathleen: "It has to be GREEN"
    Rian: "Yes marm"
    Kathleen: "BTW how many 3rd acts do we have right now?"
    Rian: "Just the one, marm"
    Kathleen: "Could you just sprinkle in 3-4 more, pls?"
    Rian: "Surely, marm"