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  • Billionaire Boys Club

    Billionaire Boys Club

    If there were ever a movie that was released at the worst time possible, this would be one of those many films. Kevin Spacey ruins this movie as every line of dialogue, plus his performance in general, is ruined by the fact that the subtext is so pedophilic that is becomes uncomfortable. It doesn't help that the story is nonsensical and tries to be Goodfellas meets the Wolf of Wall Street. Its performances aren't much better either as each actor…

  • Mortal Engines

    Mortal Engines


    So much wasted potential from filmmakers who clearly wanted more time to make a product they wanted. I went to the premiere and saw a broken, saddened Peter Jackson fake enthusiasm about a project he wanted to make for years, but couldn't due to the Hobbit taking up so much of his time. Universal should have just held off and waited for a bit before Jackson was ready to take the helm back and make the movie that needed to be made. The movie wasn't bad, nor was it good. It was okay, but the disappointment hurts more.

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  • Brightburn



    I am going to keep it brief: Brightburn is slightly disappointing, but in NO WAY is it a bad movie. The concept is fresh enough and everything (at least in regards to technical side) are amazing, even with with 7,000,000 dollar budget. THAT IS SMALL FOR A MOVIE SUCH AS THIS, even smaller than Pulp Fiction's budget. The only draw backs that held this movie back, was that the opening left nothing to the imagination, which sucked as a concpet…

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road


    If there were ever a film that can be used as a teaching method for up-and-coming filmmakers and can also be watched as you're fucking your girlfriend while she eats a rack of ribs with hot sauce that registers as 1.5 million on the Scoville scale: this is that movie. It's insane. Every little thing in this movie, from the sound, to the visuals, to the music using car noises in its soundtrack, is insane. And by God do I…