Tom Holland is the devil and he was sent straight from hell to kill us all. Com ‘on. What are we doing guys? Jake G is barely a human anymore. This movie might’ve not been in English.
Also, I’m cancelling Nick Fury. I was rooting for JB Smoove.
remained mostly indifferent up until the point that Cuaron decided to narrativize the corpus christi massacre as some cheap pop-spectacle inconvenience to further strongarm the audience's emotional response. writing off this v important piece of history is highly suggestive of the authorial intent here; plain and simple, this is basically 2018's version of forrest gump. beyond deplorable
the only silver lining is that it momentarily reinvigorated my interest in Lav Diaz
“You can’t judge everything by 2019 standards” for 65mins. Like, ok, thanks Aziz? Finding the most evident pitfalls of white liberalism as a distraction to avoid talking about the nuanaces of what caused you to step out of the limelight seems like a real smug move, well played. Not to be like “DOA”—but feel as though this was real opportunity to phase out some grey spaces in our discourse and what we get is a bunch of shock “this is…