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  • Bridget Jones's Diary

    Bridget Jones's Diary

    ★★★★½

    Daniel has WAY too much screentime

  • Skin

    Skin

    One of the most tone deaf and incompetent films I’ve ever seen. How did this win over Fauve and Marguerite???

  • Blinded by the Light

    Blinded by the Light

    ★★★

    Colourist really said fuck it, let’s VSCO this bitch

  • Meet the Fockers

    Meet the Fockers

    ★★★★

    Barba Streisand the sex therapist knows how to decorate a house !!

  • Simon Amstell: Set Free

    Simon Amstell: Set Free

    ★★★★

    Everyone say thank you Simon for the free therapy

  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

    Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

    ★★★★½

    can’t help feel like it’s canon that Voldemort listens to reputation on repeat whilst practicing his cape twirls in the mirror

  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

    Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

    ★★★★½

    Cuarón really came along to clean up after the MESS that was the chamber of secrets

  • GoodFellas

    GoodFellas

    ★★★★★

    I once studied a module about the gangster genre and how the production code ultimately shaped gangster films into almost always ending as a tragedy. That’s all fun stuff and all but the real takeaway from Goodfellas is that Marty knows some TUNES

  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    ★★★

    I almost started hyperventilating in the middle of the cinema because I was crying so hard at Mufasa’s death. Best not to see when you’re due on x

  • The Wizard of Oz

    The Wizard of Oz

    ★★★★★

    what was the good witch of the south doing this whole time ??

  • Zombieland

    Zombieland

    ★★½

    I DON’T like when jesse eisenberg tries to be an all soft & likable idiot....I just don’t buy it.... Just you wait til he tries to dilute Wichita’s shares down to 0.03%

  • Five Came Back

    Five Came Back

    ★★★½

    I feel like the middle episode dragged a little but the third episode certainly made up for everything the second lacked. Really well made and empathetic approach to war. Really hard to watch at times and made me weep a fair amount