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  • Pokémon Detective Pikachu

    Pokémon Detective Pikachu

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    better “i am your father” moment than star wars

  • A Separation

    A Separation

    ★★★★

    the amount of times this movie made me switch sides...

    like the great philosopher ms. onika tanya maraj  says “first they love you then they switch, yeah they switch like [redacted]”

    and oh baby i switched like a [redacted]

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  • A Star Is Born

    A Star Is Born

    SOMEONE KEEPS MAKING FREDDIE MERCURY RELATED USERNAME ACCOUNTS AND GIVING THIS MOVIE LOW RATINGS BUT SOME GAGA FAN IS MAKING FAKE ACCOUNTS AND GIVING IT HIGH RATINGS. THE STAN WAR HAS STARTED.

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    ms. brie larson is coming to save the universe and is going to be the first avenger to win an oscar! we love a captain!