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  • Dora and the Lost City of Gold

    Dora and the Lost City of Gold

    ★★½

    Say severe neuro toxicity.

  • The House That Jack Built

    The House That Jack Built

    ★★½

    “Hit the road Jack, and don’t you come back no more.” 

    Can we, society, collectively crowdfund a psychological intervention for Lars Von Trier? This is a cry for help. Depraved and disturbing. I thought it was sickening that the murders of a serial killer was, and should be, compared to a work of art. Nahhhh fuck this film off.

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  • Spotlight

    Spotlight

    ★★★★

    "If it takes a village to raise a child, it takes a village to abuse one."

    Incredibly important. we need more movies about the power of life-changing investigative journalism.

  • Secret Obsession

    Secret Obsession

    ½

    Secret Obsessions, I hereby sentence you to the ELECTRIC, and I can’t stress this enough, CHAIR! 

    I have waited 1 hour 34 minutes and 37 seconds to give this half a star.

    If you’re going to do a psychological thriller at least make sure you make it suspenseful. Giving the entire plot away in the trailer combined with the title of the film makes the film hobble along, like Brenda Song.

    ‘Character Development’ means attaching pointless sub-plots which go nowhere:…