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  • If Beale Street Could Talk

    If Beale Street Could Talk


    James would’ve been proud, I’m sure.

  • Rapid Eye Movement

    Rapid Eye Movement


    cheesy melodrama with laughable dialogue delivered with too much pathos. the wardrobe was found in a nearby trash can. you could tell the production design people had to literally beg, borrow and steal. there's a black and white bit at one point apropos of nothing. don't even get me started on the cgi, looks like they had to download adobe illustrator illegally of a torrent website AND the person in charge of the animation had been blindfolded. if there was a budget, it was entirely blown on neon lighting.
    ugh, amateur hour! still enjoyed every minute.

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  • Bohemian Rhapsody

    Bohemian Rhapsody

    .....the prosthetic teeth, rami kissing people with those prosthetic teeth (ugh), the biphobic moralizing, the stale dialogue, the one-dimensional cookie-cutter characterization, the hallmark channel pathos, the misuse of talent and the mistreatment of a legacy.....just sad.

    forgettable oscar-bait written by a philistine & directed by a pedophile.

  • Hot Summer Nights

    Hot Summer Nights


    i know it's a cardinal sin to review a film before you actually finished watching it BUT imagine the exact same thing except maika is the dorky protag & timmy is the hot boy everyone's obsessed with 
    OR alternatively imagine alex and maika swap roles and we get a badass chick maika who once allegedly killed a man & the other two make out! that's just my 2 cents