James would’ve been proud, I’m sure.
cheesy melodrama with laughable dialogue delivered with too much pathos. the wardrobe was found in a nearby trash can. you could tell the production design people had to literally beg, borrow and steal. there's a black and white bit at one point apropos of nothing. don't even get me started on the cgi, looks like they had to download adobe illustrator illegally of a torrent website AND the person in charge of the animation had been blindfolded. if there was a budget, it was entirely blown on neon lighting.
ugh, amateur hour! still enjoyed every minute.
.....the prosthetic teeth, rami kissing people with those prosthetic teeth (ugh), the biphobic moralizing, the stale dialogue, the one-dimensional cookie-cutter characterization, the hallmark channel pathos, the misuse of talent and the mistreatment of a legacy.....just sad.
forgettable oscar-bait written by a philistine & directed by a pedophile.
i know it's a cardinal sin to review a film before you actually finished watching it BUT imagine the exact same thing except maika is the dorky protag & timmy is the hot boy everyone's obsessed with
OR alternatively imagine alex and maika swap roles and we get a badass chick maika who once allegedly killed a man & the other two make out! that's just my 2 cents